Lyrics – I FUCK THE DEAD

I FUCK THE DEAD (IFTD)
Copyright THREE SIXES, 1999

A lot of people think that I’m pretty sick because I fuck dead chicks. It’s really not so bad though. Hell, at least half the living bitches I’ve banged fuck like they’re dead anyways. So if you really want to get laid, don’t waste your time in any bars, or any money on a whore. Just cruise to your local graveyard, man, where you’re guaranteed to scoreā€¦

Another lifeless, rotting corpse to rape
is all that I crave
my unholy need to sow my demonseed
makes me find a fresh grave
so I dig really deep through the dirt
the maggots and the worms
and hit the casket at last
my vein-popping cock is solid as a rock
and is ready to blast
with a swing of my axe,
I quickly crack the coffin lid open wide
the stench of fresh death
from a decomposing wench awaits me inside
I sweat as my heartbeat starts to race
I quickly pull down my pants
I unleash my pulsating shaft
and I slam it up her dried snatch
infectious puss drains down my dick
from my bleeding open sores
the formaldehyde and my blood collide
as my cock glides through this whore
I crush the cunts that can’t complain
from the stillborn to the old
I fuck them in the ass or in the eye
because a dead girl can’t say no
I fuck the dead

I FUCK THE DEAD
I FUCK THE DEAD
I FUCK THE DEAD, DEAD, DEAD
YEAH, I FUCK THE DEAD
Dead…
I FUCK THE DEAD
I FUCK THE DEAD
I FUCK THE DEAD, DEAD, DEAD
YEAH, I FUCK THE DEAD 

While I’m strolling through the ‘yard
I can’t believe what I see
I find the girl
that teased me through high school
buried right by my feet
For years I secretly loved her
I kissed her ass, it was a mess
so I told her how I felt
she laughed and said that I was a pest
then the bitch fucked both of my brothers
my dad and best friend
screamed at my family reunion
that I was the scum among men
but after all of these years
we’re alone together at last
a head-on collision through a windshield
gave her new eyes of glass
now her re-constructed face
is a plastic surgeon’s disgrace
and her disfigured remains
reek of rancid decay
but despite her few flaws
and her expressionless blank stare
my fuckin’ tool tears her flesh
as the smell of dead fish fills the air
I fuck the dead

I FUCK THE DEAD
I FUCK THE DEAD
I FUCK THE DEAD, DEAD, DEAD
YEAH, I FUCK THE DEAD
Dead…
I FUCK THE DEAD
I FUCK THE DEAD
I FUCK THE DEAD, DEAD, DEAD
YEAH, I FUCK THE DEAD 

After I bust the lid open
this fuckin’ bitch becomes mine
with my axe I tear a new hole
right in the middle of her spine
I fuck this skank in her back
my bloody snot is my lube
I start to slash this slut apart
right in her own fuckin’ tomb

I fuck in her asshole, in her gash
in her mouth, in her ribcage
in her eye socket, my cock rips her guts out
I suck the maggots from her teeth
her hair pulls out in my hands
I carve a new cunt to fuck
and slam in my hard gland
with every nut that I bust
I smash her corpse open more
I hack the limbs off her body
and I desecrate this whore
this is the soulmate that I’ve searched for
and I love her now even more
but the bitch stabbed me in the back
so tonight I even the score
I fuck the dead

I FUCK THE DEAD
I FUCK THE DEAD
I FUCK THE DEAD, DEAD, DEAD
YEAH, I FUCK THE DEAD
Dead…
I FUCK THE DEAD
I FUCK THE DEAD
I FUCK THE DEAD, DEAD, DEAD
YEAH, I FUCK THE DEAD 

You fucking bitch!

I FUCK THE DEAD
I FUCK THE DEAD
I FUCK THE DEAD, DEAD, DEAD
YEAH, I FUCK THE DEAD
Dead…
I FUCK THE DEAD
I FUCK THE DEAD
I FUCK THE DEAD, DEAD, DEAD
YEAH, I FUCK THE DEAD

Dead…
I FUCK THE DEAD
I FUCK THE DEAD
I FUCK THE DEAD, DEAD, DEAD
YEAH, I FUCK THE DEAD
Dead…
I FUCK THE DEAD
I FUCK THE DEAD
I FUCK THE DEAD, DEAD, DEAD
YEAH, I FUCK THE DEAD